i dont know much about computer coding, but in my experience, stuff works when you hit it with a hammer.

No, because they still have their terms of service. They can't enforce the EULA in England. And I think if companies started blocking people in England because their EULA isn't legally binding here then there would be a massive shitstorm, considering the UK has one of the biggest gaming industries going right now.

Nobody in their right mind would block connections from England. That's just a stupid idea.

But I only have till Friday to make another 400 mill to plex my account... :(

I was going to respond in a different manner.. However, I have decided to write a serious comment about our gameplay experience and this downtime in accordance to this page that the game sent us to. I wake up every morning, take a poop and think about how many kills I'm going to get, who I'm going to scam, and how many tears I will create throughout the day. After said poop, I spark up a spliff or a bowl and start smoking (don't judge me).

I start listening to music, usually Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber to get get all prepared and ready for my day on eve. After I sit my fat ass on my computer chair which is kinda hard for me to fit because as I said I am fat; and I turn eve on. What do I see, my login screen where it asks me to input my password (so annoying) and then of course the UGLYEST button in ANY game in the UNIVERSES. THE @#(*$ PLAY BUTTON. LIKE GOSH could you have made it ANY MORE UGLY? REALLY?

Anyways, I digress; I click on the mentioned UGLY ASS BUTTON and wait for my characters screen to load and then, BAM!!!! I see a message telling me that I can't connect to the server?????????????? LIKE WTF???????????? So I go to my go-to site to test my internet (Porn hub/Midget section) and I can see all the midgets doing it and getting at it. OBVIOUSLY I HAS INTERNUTS.

What could be this HORRENDOUS ERROR?? So, I go back to the UGLY BLUE BUTTON & ANNOYING PASSWORD page and I click on that HORRIBLE button again. Seconds later I get THE SAME MESSSAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE LIKe REALLY???????? You can't put another message????

Something along the lines of

" We're sorry you are seeing this message oh' god of eve & universes. Someone forgot to fuel our poses and we are trying to fix it so you can come create more tears. Please don't bother to push the UGLY ASS BLUE BUTTON because it won't work. As a token of appreciation here is:1 Male stripper. "

In closing. That message would be more to my liking and I am sure EVEryone feels the same.

Thank you, and wish FAWLTY7 a happy bday from me as well since it's kinda ironic that his bday is on the same day that EVE didn't fuel their poses.


Sincerely,

The fat dude that hates the blue button, loves Taylor Swift, watches midget porn, and asks not to be judged.

Hurry CCP we're running out of jokes!

Oh wait I got one big fat joke: CCP Games

I get one rostered day off a month and it turns out that this is happening on that day, I think CCP needs to ring my employer and tell them I wont be in tomorrow because I will be playing EVE, if you' guys have fixed it by then!

https://twitter.com/CCP_Falcon/status/621407777467052032

CCP Falcon posted pic to prove it ;)